not to question metal gear logic but being jabbed in the eye socket (of the eye you just got blown out like. today) by spindly little twink fingers would HURT you wouldnt be smirking like “hehe wrong eye”
this is just the expression big boss makes when hes in agony
one of my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts of pine needles before gym class to make myself sick so i didnt have to particpate, like it didnt even occur to me to just pretend to be sick, i just went ‘yes. eating pine needles is the only option’
my second favorite thing about this is that literally no one stopped me. everyone could see me picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but everyone was like ‘alright thats cool’
